Sunday, November 29, 2009

No Scope Was Involved Song Lyrics

I didn't have it posted. *Face-palm*


He got aaaaaa.....
No scope.
He didn't scope his gun (No, no,
No Scope Was Involved)
He got a no scope,
And now he's killed someone
(He's dead,
He shot him in the head)
He got a nooooo scope.
What a wonderous feat,
What a marvelous kill,
I concede,
What do you get when you get real stressed?
Quickly pull the trigger and hope for the best.
Call them a n00b and hump their chest,
I think you just got a no scope.
And where did your daddy go?
He abbandoned you when you were only seven years old!
(Seven years old!)
And livin' on the streets is cold,

You beg for food and money,
(Oh, yeaaahhhh!)
You beg for food and love,
(Luhoooove)
You beg for food and care,
AGAIIIIIINNNNUUUHH.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, scope, scope, scope, scope, scope, scope, scope scope scope scope scope, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, scope, scope, scope, scope, scope, scope, scope.
He got a no, no, nooooo scoooooooooooope.

I just got a no scope too.

He got aaaaa....

DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES? Lyrics

One of my better songs.

Do you like waffles?
(Yeah, we like waffles!)

Do you like pancakes?
(Yeah, we like pancakes!)
Do you like french toast?
(Yeah, we like french toast!)
Do-do-do-do
Can't wait to get a mouthful!
(Waffles)
(Waffles)
(Waffles)
(Wa--)
Do-do-do-do
Can't wait to get a mouthful!
Do you like waffles?
(Yeah, we like waffles!)
Do you like pancakes?
(Yeah, we like pancakes)
Do you like french toast?
(Yeah, we like french toast!)
Do-do-do-do
Can't wait to get a mouthful!



FIN.

- Logan



Song Lyrics for Beautiful Needler

Since there's so many messages for me to post the 'offical' lyrics, I will.

(Don't look at me)
This is a song about our favorite gun
The Needler. (Sing it, Christina)
Needler gun, You're so wonderful.
You and me. So deadly.
Needler gun, when I holding you,
They laugh at me
Because you're pink.
You are beautiful
No matter what they say,
Those nerds won't bring uuuuus down.
You are beautiful in every single way.
Those nerds won't bring uuuuus down. (Oh, no.)
I think it's Needler time... todaaay.
Runnin' round, on the battlefield.
Got sex appeal.
'Cause I dual-wield.
So keep your sword.
Keep your SMG.
And feel the pain
Of needle break.
(You are beautiful no matter what they say
Word's can't bring you down. Oooh nooooo!)
You are beautiful in every single way.
(Words can't bring you down.)
(Ooooohh noooo!)
(Ooooohh noooo!)
Don't you bring me down today!!!
You are beautiful no matter what they say.
'Cause words won't bring us down.
Oh, Needler.
You are beautiful in every single way.
'Cause words can't bring us down.
(Ooooh noooo!)
I think it's needler time.... todayyyy...
(You won't take us down)
(Don't you bring me down)
(Not today)
You won't bring us down....
(Today)
Today........

POST OVER.

- Logan

Record Breaker

This is the month with the most posts yet!!! YEAHHHHH!!!!

The Halo Wars Movie DVDs Are Out Of Stock

Oh noes! I need to make more. :(

Monday, November 23, 2009

New Episode of "A Day in the Life of an EVA" Tommorow

It's obviously out tommorow. I have no promo. Deal with it.


- Logan

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Lolarama

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- Logan

 

The ADSTs Season 2, Episode 5: The End Part 2

Yep. It's gonna be up tommorow. I know you hate me for ending it again on such short notice, but as the greeks say, "Go to the area of which satan lies beneath."

- Logan

The ADSTs Season 2, Episode 5: The End Part 1

It's been up for a week but I haven't posted as I forgot. Hope you like it. If you don't, you obviously have no taste and you phail at life.


- Logan

Arby 'n' the Chief in LA

Yes, this is my series. I took it over. Shut up.

- Logan

Invasion of the Body Squeezers Part I Movie Review


(Movie poster, same as book. Wow that's imaginitive)

As I have stated numerous times, I love the book "Invasion of the Body Squeezers" published in April of 1998. And I see there are movies to all three books. I will be doing a review of all three movies. In seprate posts. So here it is.

POSTER REVIEW:

Ha. The poster is a slimmered version of the book. It just doesn't say Goosebumps: 2000 Edition. That's really imaginitive. 1/10

CGI REVIEW:

I'm impressed. When I saw it, it looked amazing. Groundbreaking, just as they kept saying on the trailer and poster. 11/10 (Extra points because CGI here looks better than most new films)

MOVIE REVIEW:

Yeah, without further ado, here's the movie review. Even though, that sentence was ado. And the other one. And the one before this one. And that one. And that one, and.... oh, you get the point. Here it is:

First off, the story is incredibly different. It's all different. Even the main character's name. I don't think the makers have read the book at all. However. An epic movie.


8/10

You thought it would be a review, didn't ya? lawl.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Hey

I feel like putting up a countdown thing with nothing on it for no reason.



- Logan

We Wish You A Turtle Christmas

A Mad Taco: What should I do now? It's near Xmas again. Geez. Look at all that huge@$$ snow out there. I think I'll watch an Christmas movie. (Looks in compartment) Let's see, Mr. Magoo's Xmas Special, Anthony's Stupid Dog and Anthony's Adventure Through the Snow Then The Glass Window, We Wish You A Turtle Chris-- what?? I don't remember this.


Hmm. Look's good. The costume's look good on the cover. Let's see if they pull it off in the movie.


(After getting back from the movie)

A Mad Taco: ...............................................................................I am going to try to be as calm about this as I can.......... (Takes a sip of Gatorade 2) WHAT IS THIS????? We Wish You a Turtle Christmas has some dumba$$ guys walking around in turtle outfits trying to get the so-called "Splinter" a gift because they forgot. Splinter look's like a freakin' dirty cat. They sing along the way and it look's like a GAP commercial. (try out their clothing) Kid's start following them. Then Michaelangalo (or however you spell it, I don't give a rat's @$$, lulz) turns into "that opera guy" again. And surely sings like, "that opera guy". One minute ago, they had two hours, now they have one. They end up getting him a framed pizza.... I bet Splinter could think of a million things to do with that. And apparantly they got him 11 other gifts so he gives them "honorable mentions" in a song. You dirty rat. Raphael-called "THE LONGEST SONG EVER" running at four minutes. Did I mention there is an epic song called "Wrap Rap".

Lulz
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Lulz.

Then they sing "We Wish You A Turtle Christmas" then it ends. They also sing "Deck the Halls" and Leo has a jamaican accent. Oy vey. I don't want to talk about it.



My sons. Please gather around.


LET'S ROCK AND ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!







Wishes you a year filled with pizza and cheese, whipped cream and pickles, but no anchovies.

- Logan





Battlefront II is epic two da extreme, y'all.

Title says it all.


- Logan

Review: Halo 3: ODST

I'm bored so here we go.

PLOT:

You are The Rookie getting out of a pod, hopelessly lost, saying to yourself, "I'll find a way outta here" but you most likely won't. You travel up a huge-a$$ staircase and retrieve a recon helmet, you're suddenly Butch, then Rookie again, then other people. Like Dutch. Only less ghey.

Campaign Review:

Not really a fan of having to replay the missions. Could've been a nifty cutscene. The Rookie's mission's are the best. Free roam ftw. Not a fan of the Engineer's either. Those things take forever to kill. The VISR mode is epic. Sorta like the Fallout 3 system. Only less ghey. Dutch's missions are godawful. Butch is bad@$$ though. Epic. Dare should be killed for slapping him. Butch and Dare's kiss felt really weird. Not Ray Jay funny... OJ funny... Eh. Campaign's not very good. Like Halo 2, only more ghey.

2.5/5


Firefight Review:

Firefight's good. Like Survival Mode on Left 4 Dead. Only less ghey.

4.5/5







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THE BRUTE PLASMA RIFLE IS BACK!!!!!


That's right, folks. Making my post extra huge I maxed out the spacing. Took about five minutes.

Anyway, The Brute Plasma Rifle, epic. Like the regular Plasma Rifle.















Only less ghey.



- Logan

Four Updates

Hey,

UPDATE 1: I know you guys are mad about episode seventeen of "EVA" entitled "Suicidal" wasn't uploaded on the tenth. I am sorry about this but I am working on The Halo Wars and The Arbiter.

UPDATE 2: The ADSTs: Season 2, Episode 5 entitled "Vacation" will not be uploaded. I am ending the series again. Episode 5 will be uploaded, but in a series finale format.

UPDATE 3: As you can see, I have got a new look on the blog. It was flailing up there.

UPDATE 4: I have decided to cancel "A Day in the Life of a Bungie". Machinima.com loved this series so I imagine they will pick it up and run a second season like they did with Arby 'n' the Chief. (Great show, by the way)

Oh, and one more thing.














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- Logan