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I'm Not Dead!

Yes, Garfield. You are correct... you probably are too, Jon. I forgot this blog. But I will be updating even more now.

A Day in the Life of an EVA 3 News

Yo. EVA Season 3 begins March 2010.

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- Logan

Oh, Hayabusa! Song Lyrics

I haven't uploaded in forever. Except now. Here's the OFFICAL song lyrics:

Oh, Hayabusa!
It's just not whatcha used ta!
Goodbye, ya loser!
I'm just too cool for you!
(Come on, now!)
Hayabusa!
My rankings gonna boost up!
'Cause Hayabusa,
will make five dreams come true!
(Everybody now)
One, two, three, four,
All the people in this crack town on the floor!
Because I'm gonna take the halo way five stars! Hehe!
I'm supa cool because I wear Hayabusa!
(I'd have that armor but I just don't choose ta)
Too bad, I rule.
It's sad, you tool.
I'm just too cool for school

YES SIR!

(That armor will not make you any better)
Grandma, I'm sorry but I didn't wear your sweater!
(Somebody put this noob back in his place!)
I'll take you out and drop a teabag in yo face!


With Hayabusa!
It's just not whatcha used ta!
Goodbye, ya loser!

I'M JUST TOO COOL FO YOU



(Come on, now)
Hayabusa!
My rankings gonna boost up!
'Cause Hayabusa,
will make five dreams come true!


Now I look even more handsome than George Clooney!
(And this here noob just got more looney)
You crazy teen, you don't understand,
The Hayabusa Armor is the armor of a man!

(de-de-de-de-ba-ba-ba-ba!)

(Did you just seriously hum your own anthem?)
That's the fanfare from my own band!

(Come on, even I don't have one of those bands!)
If you want to be like me
listen up now, friend!
(Oh sweet, god god, here we go again!)


Oh, Hayabusa!
It's just not whatcha used ta!
Goodbye, ya loser!

I'M JUST TOO COOL FO YOU!

(Come on now)
Hayabusa!
My rankings gonna boost up!
'Cause Hayabusa
will make five dreams come true!




I HAVE A KATANA ON MY BACK
I WILL KICK YOUR WHOLE TEAM IN THE...



butt.


(You can't even use your katana, kid)
Well I wouldn't say that 'cause your mama did!
(Does anyone else here feel my pain?)
It's one for all, and we're all the same!
(What do you noobs possibly have planned?)
We're gonna take you down with our Hayabusa clan!
(Good luck with that, I'm gonna go offline)
You know the trim on these shoulders is very perfine!
(Hayabusa's drove you noobs right outta your mind!)
Just supports just supports more shiiiiiiiiiine!!!!

(Okay, okay, look you guys. Chill out. It is just Hayabusa armor. There's nothing special about it. Okay? Can you guys just relax? Thank you!)


(Noob breaths in)

Oh, Hayabusa!
It's just not what you're used ta!
Goodbye, ya loser!
I'm just too cool fo you!

(I can't take this, I can't take this!!!!)

...My rankings gonna boost up!

Come on, buddy, join the fun!

(Ah, what the h***)

Oh, Hayabusa!
It's just not whatcha used ta!
Goodbye, ya loser!
I'm just too cool fo you!




(Come on now!)
Hayabusa!
My rankings gonna boost up!
'Cause Hayabusa,
will make five dreams come true!

New EVA episode out

Yo,

Cigars is out.

- Me

Microsoft Sam Sings about Windows Vista

Since the (awful) reign of Vista is over, I thought it was high time to do a parody of the XP one!

VIDEO LINK:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdXhFw9TQCQ

ORIGINAL VIDEO:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLxP3V4veJk

Halo Wars Movie DVDs are back in stock!

Horrah!

No Scope Was Involved Song Lyrics

I didn't have it posted. *Face-palm*


He got aaaaaa.....
No scope.
He didn't scope his gun (No, no,
No Scope Was Involved)
He got a no scope,
And now he's killed someone
(He's dead,
He shot him in the head)
He got a nooooo scope.
What a wonderous feat,
What a marvelous kill,
I concede,
What do you get when you get real stressed?
Quickly pull the trigger and hope for the best.
Call them a n00b and hump their chest,
I think you just got a no scope.
And where did your daddy go?
He abbandoned you when you were only seven years old!
(Seven years old!)
And livin' on the streets is cold,
You beg for food and money,
(Oh, yeaaahhhh!)
You beg for food and love,
(Luhoooove)
You beg for food and care,
AGAIIIIIINNNNUUUHH.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, scope, scope, scope, scope, scope, scope, scope scope scope scope scope, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, scope, scope, scope, scope, scope, scope, scope.
He got a no, no, nooooo scoooooooooooope.

I just got a no scope too.

He got aaaaa....

DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES? Lyrics

One of my better songs.

Do you like waffles?
(Yeah, we like waffles!)
Do you like pancakes?
(Yeah, we like pancakes!)
Do you like french toast?
(Yeah, we like french toast!)
Do-do-do-do
Can't wait to get a mouthful!
(Waffles)
(Waffles)
(Waffles)
(Wa--)
Do-do-do-do
Can't wait to get a mouthful!
Do you like waffles?
(Yeah, we like waffles!)
Do you like pancakes?
(Yeah, we like pancakes)
Do you like french toast?
(Yeah, we like french toast!)
Do-do-do-do
Can't wait to get a mouthful!



FIN.

- Logan

Song Lyrics for Beautiful Needler

Since there's so many messages for me to post the 'offical' lyrics, I will.

(Don't look at me)
This is a song about our favorite gun
The Needler. (Sing it, Christina)
Needler gun, You're so wonderful.
You and me. So deadly.
Needler gun, when I holding you,
They laugh at me
Because you're pink.
You are beautiful
No matter what they say,
Those nerds won't bring uuuuus down.
You are beautiful in every single way.
Those nerds won't bring uuuuus down. (Oh, no.)
I think it's Needler time... todaaay.
Runnin' round, on the battlefield.
Got sex appeal.
'Cause I dual-wield.
So keep your sword.
Keep your SMG.
And feel the pain
Of needle break.
(You are beautiful no matter what they say
Word's can't bring you down. Oooh nooooo!)
You are beautiful in every single way.
(Words can't bring you down.)
(Ooooohh noooo!)
(Ooooohh noooo!)
Don't you bring me down today!!!
You are beautiful no matter what they say.
'Cause words won't bring us down.
Oh, Needler.
You are beautiful in every single way.
'Cause words can't bring us down.
(Ooooh noooo!)
I think it's needler time.... todayyyy...
(You won't take us down)
(Don't you bring me down)
(Not today)
You won't bring us down....
(Today)
Today........

POST OVER.

- Logan