New Episode of "The Halo Wars" Tommorow

"A Little Help" will air this Friday and will feature John running off to join Elites to kill the teams after being shouted down by their team.

Some Achievements for the Upcoming Game: Friday the 13th

Beat the game on Easy as Jason Voorhees.

Beat the game on Normal as Jason Voorhees.

Beat the game on Hard as Jason Voorhees.

Beat the game on Advanced as Jason Voorhees.

Survived the game on Easy as a camp counseler.

Survived the game on Normal as a camp counseler.

Survived the game on Hard as a camp counseler.

Survived the game on Advanced as a camp counseler.

Got fifty kills with the machete in story mode or Free-Roam mode.

Made-Up Achievements

Here are achievements made-up by me for Halo 3.

Mythic: Beat the game on Legendary, with every skull on, without dying once.

Killometers: During a unlimited kills match, got +300 kills.

No Scope Was Involved: Got five no scopes in any free-for-all game.

7: On your 7th matchmaking game of the day, you got seven kills in a row without dying.

Deja Vu: In a matchmaking game, you killed the same person three times in a row in any free for all game.

It's Over 9000!!!!: In any matchmaking or custom game, you got over 9000 deaths or kills in one day.

Invincible: You didn't die for a whole free-for-all match.

Party Pooper: You left every matchmaking game you joined today.

I'm Thinkin' Arbiter- The Arbiter killed you in any campaign misson.

Beginner: You beat the first campaign mission. On easy. With Grunt Birthday Party on.

Noob Hurdle: Jumped over a dead Spartan. With default green armor color, Mark VI armor, and has a recruit rank.

Ninja: Every kill you got on a free-for-all game match is an assasination.

Roflcopter: Every kill you got in a whole day was humorous. You sir, are a regular Johnny Carson.

Zero Gravity: You defied gravity in any ranked or free-for-all match.

A Regular Hannibal Lecter: You talked like Hannibal Lecter so much over the mic, that everyone left during any ranked or free-for-all match.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: You unlocked every achievement in Halo 3.

Green Blast: You got five kills in a row with a Plasma Pistol in any ranked or free-for-all match.

Teamwork Does Not Work: You killed three or more people beside each other alone in any ranked or un-ranked match.

Everybody Hurts: The whole other team and your team is dead in any team game in Matchmaking.

Elitephobia: (As an elite) You killed only elites in any ranked or free-for-all match.

New Episode of "The Halo Wars" Released

This new episode called "Happy Crying" featuring John being sent to a jungle after he snaps and tries to kill his team members.

New Episode of "The Halo Wars" Released

 After two weeks of having a new episode we do have another one. But this post will have more than just the plot. But here's the plot first.

James thinks aliens are upon the teams. And his fears come true when they are invaded during their visit to Robe. Who is killed when the aliens abduct the teams. (First time Robe is seen in two years)

Now, for the extra on this post. Stop whining about this episode being two weeks late. Oh, boo-hoo! All you had to do was wait TWO WEEKS. It's not the end of the world. Is it?

Review: Into the Wild Green Yonder

Into the Wild Green Yonder is the fourth and last Futurama film in the straight-to-DVD movie series going as a fifth season. It begins with an incredible song sung by Seth MacFarlane creator of Family Guy while the crew of Futurama is enjoying Mars Vegas.

                                          ("Rest in Hell, Crapville!")


 Leo Wong (Amy's father) blows it up and starts constructing a new and better one. Women protesters say that they could be threatening animal life. And Frida Waterfall and the other protesters get blown into the sky and Frida lands on Fry, and Frida's femi-necklace gets lodged in Fry's brain and he can read minds. Leo gives Fry a token to a free Poker game so he does not sue him. He meets Hutch, who can also read minds. He gives him a tin-foil hat that prevents him from reading minds. After finding out Fry's mind can't be read. Fry takes this to liking and enters the Poker game.

("I'm Bender. Let's do it.")

Bender goes to the Gearotica stripper show. Where he meets Fanny (She has a Fan for a butt) and brings her flowers and finds out that Donbot married her. And Donbot tells Bender to "Do me a favor and drive my wife home. It's one of them automatic cars so just sit in the back and do whatever." and as Donbot leaves Bender and Fanny they have sex on the floor.

Bender decides to take Fanny's turquoise-encrusted bra that is worth 50 grand and enter in the Universal Poker Championship. With Fanny's permission. Bender claims he is 40% lucky. The metal he was made from came from horse-shoes from the luckiest horses in the Mexico. And Fanny gives Bender Donbot's lucky foot. Donbot can only prove it by waiting and seing if Bender wins the game. If he does win, death. BY CLAMPS!!!!!!!! Or a clamp-like device. Penn Jillette hosts and Fry also enters. ON THE SAME TABLE AS BENDER. Now that. Is. Irony. The game starts and Tex Conneticuit gets a Queen and a nine, Smiley Spiff, Jack and a 10. Boobs Vanderbill, 8 and an 8. Bender, two aces! And Fry, two kings. Bender is thinking guitar solo as Fry lifts his hat to hear his pair. Which Bender mumbles in the solo. Fry folds, Penn says out loud about the two aces and everybody folds. Going to hand six, Fry wins, hand thirteen, Bender wins. On hand 79 Lrr calls, "All in! Call my mighty bet at your peril!" And Fry lifts his hat up and hears Lrr say in his mind, "My cards are awful and I need a hug." Fry calls and hugs Lrr. Fry has the better cards. When hour 19 of the tournament arises, the first bad deal for Bender, a 7 and a 2. And shows Tex the cards and he goes all in. And Bender utters "All in. I mean fold. Ah, whatever." Three cards appear on the table, one ace, an 8 and a Queen. No card can save him. The cards on top of the ceiling fall on everyone except Fry and Bender. Fry looks at his cards and lifts his hat up to see what Bender's are. Bender didn't look at the cards and is staring at him. Donbot stares mad at Bender. Fry is confused. Bender, without looking at his card says all in. Fry says an all in. And the cards on the table read King, King, Ace, King, Ace. So Fry has four aces. And Bender says "Ah, ah, ah." He turns his cards over and says, "Read 'em and weep, then tell me what they are." Bender had two kings, and a coaster saying, King of Beers was mixed in with the deck giving him five kings. But it still counts. Bender, winning a million dollars, eats it, and goes off with Fanny. Donbot seing it all. And Bender and Fanny are forcibly shot in a grave. And buried. But are both alive.