The Garfield - Garfield of the day!
Sunday, May 9, 2010
Saturday, May 8, 2010
I'm Not Dead!
Yes, Garfield. You are correct... you probably are too, Jon. I forgot this blog. But I will be updating even more now.
Sunday, February 7, 2010
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Oh, Hayabusa! Song Lyrics
I haven't uploaded in forever. Except now. Here's the OFFICAL song lyrics:
Oh, Hayabusa!
It's just not whatcha used ta!
Goodbye, ya loser!
I'm just too cool for you!
(Come on, now!)
Hayabusa!
My rankings gonna boost up!
'Cause Hayabusa,
will make five dreams come true!
(Everybody now)
One, two, three, four,
All the people in this crack town on the floor!
Because I'm gonna take the halo way five stars! Hehe!
I'm supa cool because I wear Hayabusa!
(I'd have that armor but I just don't choose ta)
Too bad, I rule.
It's sad, you tool.
I'm just too cool for school
YES SIR!
(That armor will not make you any better)
Grandma, I'm sorry but I didn't wear your sweater!
(Somebody put this noob back in his place!)
I'll take you out and drop a teabag in yo face!
With Hayabusa!
It's just not whatcha used ta!
Goodbye, ya loser!
I'M JUST TOO COOL FO YOU
(Come on, now)
Hayabusa!
My rankings gonna boost up!
'Cause Hayabusa,
will make five dreams come true!
Now I look even more handsome than George Clooney!
(And this here noob just got more looney)
You crazy teen, you don't understand,
The Hayabusa Armor is the armor of a man!
(de-de-de-de-ba-ba-ba-ba!)
(Did you just seriously hum your own anthem?)
That's the fanfare from my own band!
(Come on, even I don't have one of those bands!)
If you want to be like me
listen up now, friend!
(Oh sweet, god god, here we go again!)
Oh, Hayabusa!
It's just not whatcha used ta!
Goodbye, ya loser!
I'M JUST TOO COOL FO YOU!
(Come on now)
Hayabusa!
My rankings gonna boost up!
'Cause Hayabusa
will make five dreams come true!
I HAVE A KATANA ON MY BACK
I WILL KICK YOUR WHOLE TEAM IN THE...
butt.
(You can't even use your katana, kid)
Well I wouldn't say that 'cause your mama did!
(Does anyone else here feel my pain?)
It's one for all, and we're all the same!
(What do you noobs possibly have planned?)
We're gonna take you down with our Hayabusa clan!
(Good luck with that, I'm gonna go offline)
You know the trim on these shoulders is very perfine!
(Hayabusa's drove you noobs right outta your mind!)
Just supports just supports more shiiiiiiiiiine!!!!
(Okay, okay, look you guys. Chill out. It is just Hayabusa armor. There's nothing special about it. Okay? Can you guys just relax? Thank you!)
(Noob breaths in)
Oh, Hayabusa!
It's just not what you're used ta!
Goodbye, ya loser!
I'm just too cool fo you!
(I can't take this, I can't take this!!!!)
...My rankings gonna boost up!
Come on, buddy, join the fun!
(Ah, what the h***)
Oh, Hayabusa!
It's just not whatcha used ta!
Goodbye, ya loser!
I'm just too cool fo you!
(Come on now!)
Hayabusa!
My rankings gonna boost up!
'Cause Hayabusa,
will make five dreams come true!
Oh, Hayabusa!
It's just not whatcha used ta!
Goodbye, ya loser!
I'm just too cool for you!
(Come on, now!)
Hayabusa!
My rankings gonna boost up!
'Cause Hayabusa,
will make five dreams come true!
(Everybody now)
One, two, three, four,
All the people in this crack town on the floor!
Because I'm gonna take the halo way five stars! Hehe!
I'm supa cool because I wear Hayabusa!
(I'd have that armor but I just don't choose ta)
Too bad, I rule.
It's sad, you tool.
I'm just too cool for school
YES SIR!
(That armor will not make you any better)
Grandma, I'm sorry but I didn't wear your sweater!
(Somebody put this noob back in his place!)
I'll take you out and drop a teabag in yo face!
With Hayabusa!
It's just not whatcha used ta!
Goodbye, ya loser!
I'M JUST TOO COOL FO YOU
(Come on, now)
Hayabusa!
My rankings gonna boost up!
'Cause Hayabusa,
will make five dreams come true!
Now I look even more handsome than George Clooney!
(And this here noob just got more looney)
You crazy teen, you don't understand,
The Hayabusa Armor is the armor of a man!
(de-de-de-de-ba-ba-ba-ba!)
(Did you just seriously hum your own anthem?)
That's the fanfare from my own band!
(Come on, even I don't have one of those bands!)
If you want to be like me
listen up now, friend!
(Oh sweet, god god, here we go again!)
Oh, Hayabusa!
It's just not whatcha used ta!
Goodbye, ya loser!
I'M JUST TOO COOL FO YOU!
(Come on now)
Hayabusa!
My rankings gonna boost up!
'Cause Hayabusa
will make five dreams come true!
I HAVE A KATANA ON MY BACK
I WILL KICK YOUR WHOLE TEAM IN THE...
butt.
(You can't even use your katana, kid)
Well I wouldn't say that 'cause your mama did!
(Does anyone else here feel my pain?)
It's one for all, and we're all the same!
(What do you noobs possibly have planned?)
We're gonna take you down with our Hayabusa clan!
(Good luck with that, I'm gonna go offline)
You know the trim on these shoulders is very perfine!
(Hayabusa's drove you noobs right outta your mind!)
Just supports just supports more shiiiiiiiiiine!!!!
(Okay, okay, look you guys. Chill out. It is just Hayabusa armor. There's nothing special about it. Okay? Can you guys just relax? Thank you!)
(Noob breaths in)
Oh, Hayabusa!
It's just not what you're used ta!
Goodbye, ya loser!
I'm just too cool fo you!
(I can't take this, I can't take this!!!!)
...My rankings gonna boost up!
Come on, buddy, join the fun!
(Ah, what the h***)
Oh, Hayabusa!
It's just not whatcha used ta!
Goodbye, ya loser!
I'm just too cool fo you!
(Come on now!)
Hayabusa!
My rankings gonna boost up!
'Cause Hayabusa,
will make five dreams come true!
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Thursday, December 10, 2009
Microsoft Sam Sings about Windows Vista
Since the (awful) reign of Vista is over, I thought it was high time to do a parody of the XP one!
VIDEO LINK:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdXhFw9TQCQ
ORIGINAL VIDEO:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLxP3V4veJk
VIDEO LINK:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdXhFw9TQCQ
ORIGINAL VIDEO:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLxP3V4veJk
Saturday, December 5, 2009
Sunday, November 29, 2009
No Scope Was Involved Song Lyrics
I didn't have it posted. *Face-palm*
He got aaaaaa.....
No scope.
He didn't scope his gun (No, no,
No Scope Was Involved)
He got a no scope,
And now he's killed someone
(He's dead,
He shot him in the head)
He got a nooooo scope.
What a wonderous feat,
What a marvelous kill,
I concede,
What do you get when you get real stressed?
Quickly pull the trigger and hope for the best.
Call them a n00b and hump their chest,
I think you just got a no scope.
And where did your daddy go?
He abbandoned you when you were only seven years old!
(Seven years old!)
And livin' on the streets is cold,
You beg for food and money,
(Oh, yeaaahhhh!)
You beg for food and love,
(Luhoooove)
You beg for food and care,
AGAIIIIIINNNNUUUHH.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, scope, scope, scope, scope, scope, scope, scope scope scope scope scope, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, scope, scope, scope, scope, scope, scope, scope.
He got a no, no, nooooo scoooooooooooope.
I just got a no scope too.
He got aaaaa....
He got aaaaaa.....
No scope.
He didn't scope his gun (No, no,
No Scope Was Involved)
He got a no scope,
And now he's killed someone
(He's dead,
He shot him in the head)
He got a nooooo scope.
What a wonderous feat,
What a marvelous kill,
I concede,
What do you get when you get real stressed?
Quickly pull the trigger and hope for the best.
Call them a n00b and hump their chest,
I think you just got a no scope.
And where did your daddy go?
He abbandoned you when you were only seven years old!
(Seven years old!)
And livin' on the streets is cold,
You beg for food and money,
(Oh, yeaaahhhh!)
You beg for food and love,
(Luhoooove)
You beg for food and care,
AGAIIIIIINNNNUUUHH.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, scope, scope, scope, scope, scope, scope, scope scope scope scope scope, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, scope, scope, scope, scope, scope, scope, scope.
He got a no, no, nooooo scoooooooooooope.
I just got a no scope too.
He got aaaaa....
DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES? Lyrics
One of my better songs.
Do you like waffles?
(Yeah, we like waffles!)
Do you like pancakes?
(Yeah, we like pancakes!)
Do you like french toast?
(Yeah, we like french toast!)
Do-do-do-do
Can't wait to get a mouthful!
(Waffles)
(Waffles)
(Waffles)
(Wa--)
Do-do-do-do
Can't wait to get a mouthful!
Do you like waffles?
(Yeah, we like waffles!)
Do you like pancakes?
(Yeah, we like pancakes)
Do you like french toast?
(Yeah, we like french toast!)
Do-do-do-do
Can't wait to get a mouthful!
FIN.
- Logan
Do you like waffles?
(Yeah, we like waffles!)
Do you like pancakes?
(Yeah, we like pancakes!)
Do you like french toast?
(Yeah, we like french toast!)
Do-do-do-do
Can't wait to get a mouthful!
(Waffles)
(Waffles)
(Waffles)
(Wa--)
Do-do-do-do
Can't wait to get a mouthful!
Do you like waffles?
(Yeah, we like waffles!)
Do you like pancakes?
(Yeah, we like pancakes)
Do you like french toast?
(Yeah, we like french toast!)
Do-do-do-do
Can't wait to get a mouthful!
FIN.
- Logan
Song Lyrics for Beautiful Needler
Since there's so many messages for me to post the 'offical' lyrics, I will.
(Don't look at me)
This is a song about our favorite gun
The Needler. (Sing it, Christina)
Needler gun, You're so wonderful.
You and me. So deadly.
Needler gun, when I holding you,
They laugh at me
Because you're pink.
You are beautiful
No matter what they say,
Those nerds won't bring uuuuus down.
You are beautiful in every single way.
Those nerds won't bring uuuuus down. (Oh, no.)
I think it's Needler time... todaaay.
Runnin' round, on the battlefield.
Got sex appeal.
'Cause I dual-wield.
So keep your sword.
Keep your SMG.
And feel the pain
Of needle break.
(You are beautiful no matter what they say
Word's can't bring you down. Oooh nooooo!)
You are beautiful in every single way.
(Words can't bring you down.)
(Ooooohh noooo!)
(Ooooohh noooo!)
Don't you bring me down today!!!
You are beautiful no matter what they say.
'Cause words won't bring us down.
Oh, Needler.
You are beautiful in every single way.
'Cause words can't bring us down.
(Ooooh noooo!)
I think it's needler time.... todayyyy...
(You won't take us down)
(Don't you bring me down)
(Not today)
You won't bring us down....
(Today)
Today........
POST OVER.
- Logan
(Don't look at me)
This is a song about our favorite gun
The Needler. (Sing it, Christina)
Needler gun, You're so wonderful.
You and me. So deadly.
Needler gun, when I holding you,
They laugh at me
Because you're pink.
You are beautiful
No matter what they say,
Those nerds won't bring uuuuus down.
You are beautiful in every single way.
Those nerds won't bring uuuuus down. (Oh, no.)
I think it's Needler time... todaaay.
Runnin' round, on the battlefield.
Got sex appeal.
'Cause I dual-wield.
So keep your sword.
Keep your SMG.
And feel the pain
Of needle break.
(You are beautiful no matter what they say
Word's can't bring you down. Oooh nooooo!)
You are beautiful in every single way.
(Words can't bring you down.)
(Ooooohh noooo!)
(Ooooohh noooo!)
Don't you bring me down today!!!
You are beautiful no matter what they say.
'Cause words won't bring us down.
Oh, Needler.
You are beautiful in every single way.
'Cause words can't bring us down.
(Ooooh noooo!)
I think it's needler time.... todayyyy...
(You won't take us down)
(Don't you bring me down)
(Not today)
You won't bring us down....
(Today)
Today........
POST OVER.
- Logan
Monday, November 23, 2009
New Episode of "A Day in the Life of an EVA" Tommorow
It's obviously out tommorow. I have no promo. Deal with it.
- Logan
- Logan
Saturday, November 21, 2009
The ADSTs Season 2, Episode 5: The End Part 2
Yep. It's gonna be up tommorow. I know you hate me for ending it again on such short notice, but as the greeks say, "Go to the area of which satan lies beneath."
- Logan
- Logan
The ADSTs Season 2, Episode 5: The End Part 1
It's been up for a week but I haven't posted as I forgot. Hope you like it. If you don't, you obviously have no taste and you phail at life.
- Logan
- Logan
Invasion of the Body Squeezers Part I Movie Review
(Movie poster, same as book. Wow that's imaginitive)
As I have stated numerous times, I love the book "Invasion of the Body Squeezers" published in April of 1998. And I see there are movies to all three books. I will be doing a review of all three movies. In seprate posts. So here it is.
POSTER REVIEW:
Ha. The poster is a slimmered version of the book. It just doesn't say Goosebumps: 2000 Edition. That's really imaginitive. 1/10
CGI REVIEW:
I'm impressed. When I saw it, it looked amazing. Groundbreaking, just as they kept saying on the trailer and poster. 11/10 (Extra points because CGI here looks better than most new films)
MOVIE REVIEW:
Yeah, without further ado, here's the movie review. Even though, that sentence was ado. And the other one. And the one before this one. And that one. And that one, and.... oh, you get the point. Here it is:
First off, the story is incredibly different. It's all different. Even the main character's name. I don't think the makers have read the book at all. However. An epic movie.
8/10
You thought it would be a review, didn't ya? lawl.
Thursday, November 12, 2009
We Wish You A Turtle Christmas
A Mad Taco: What should I do now? It's near Xmas again. Geez. Look at all that huge@$$ snow out there. I think I'll watch an Christmas movie. (Looks in compartment) Let's see, Mr. Magoo's Xmas Special, Anthony's Stupid Dog and Anthony's Adventure Through the Snow Then The Glass Window, We Wish You A Turtle Chris-- what?? I don't remember this.
Hmm. Look's good. The costume's look good on the cover. Let's see if they pull it off in the movie.
(After getting back from the movie)
A Mad Taco: ...............................................................................I am going to try to be as calm about this as I can.......... (Takes a sip of Gatorade 2) WHAT IS THIS????? We Wish You a Turtle Christmas has some dumba$$ guys walking around in turtle outfits trying to get the so-called "Splinter" a gift because they forgot. Splinter look's like a freakin' dirty cat. They sing along the way and it look's like a GAP commercial. (try out their clothing) Kid's start following them. Then Michaelangalo (or however you spell it, I don't give a rat's @$$, lulz) turns into "that opera guy" again. And surely sings like, "that opera guy". One minute ago, they had two hours, now they have one. They end up getting him a framed pizza.... I bet Splinter could think of a million things to do with that. And apparantly they got him 11 other gifts so he gives them "honorable mentions" in a song. You dirty rat. Raphael-called "THE LONGEST SONG EVER" running at four minutes. Did I mention there is an epic song called "Wrap Rap".
Lulz
'
Lulz. > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lWW4Pis2_E < Lulz.
^
Lulz.
Then they sing "We Wish You A Turtle Christmas" then it ends. They also sing "Deck the Halls" and Leo has a jamaican accent. Oy vey. I don't want to talk about it.
My sons. Please gather around.
LET'S ROCK AND ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wishes you a year filled with pizza and cheese, whipped cream and pickles, but no anchovies.
- Logan
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