Leo Wong (Amy's father) blows it up and starts constructing a new and better one. Women protesters say that they could be threatening animal life. And Frida Waterfall and the other protesters get blown into the sky and Frida lands on Fry, and Frida's femi-necklace gets lodged in Fry's brain and he can read minds. Leo gives Fry a token to a free Poker game so he does not sue him. He meets Hutch, who can also read minds. He gives him a tin-foil hat that prevents him from reading minds. After finding out Fry's mind can't be read. Fry takes this to liking and enters the Poker game.
("I'm Bender. Let's do it.")
Bender goes to the Gearotica stripper show. Where he meets Fanny (She has a Fan for a butt) and brings her flowers and finds out that Donbot married her. And Donbot tells Bender to "Do me a favor and drive my wife home. It's one of them automatic cars so just sit in the back and do whatever." and as Donbot leaves Bender and Fanny they have sex on the floor.
Bender decides to take Fanny's turquoise-encrusted bra that is worth 50 grand and enter in the Universal Poker Championship. With Fanny's permission. Bender claims he is 40% lucky. The metal he was made from came from horse-shoes from the luckiest horses in the Mexico. And Fanny gives Bender Donbot's lucky foot. Donbot can only prove it by waiting and seing if Bender wins the game. If he does win, death. BY CLAMPS!!!!!!!! Or a clamp-like device. Penn Jillette hosts and Fry also enters. ON THE SAME TABLE AS BENDER. Now that. Is. Irony. The game starts and Tex Conneticuit gets a Queen and a nine, Smiley Spiff, Jack and a 10. Boobs Vanderbill, 8 and an 8. Bender, two aces! And Fry, two kings. Bender is thinking guitar solo as Fry lifts his hat to hear his pair. Which Bender mumbles in the solo. Fry folds, Penn says out loud about the two aces and everybody folds. Going to hand six, Fry wins, hand thirteen, Bender wins. On hand 79 Lrr calls, "All in! Call my mighty bet at your peril!" And Fry lifts his hat up and hears Lrr say in his mind, "My cards are awful and I need a hug." Fry calls and hugs Lrr. Fry has the better cards. When hour 19 of the tournament arises, the first bad deal for Bender, a 7 and a 2. And shows Tex the cards and he goes all in. And Bender utters "All in. I mean fold. Ah, whatever." Three cards appear on the table, one ace, an 8 and a Queen. No card can save him. The cards on top of the ceiling fall on everyone except Fry and Bender. Fry looks at his cards and lifts his hat up to see what Bender's are. Bender didn't look at the cards and is staring at him. Donbot stares mad at Bender. Fry is confused. Bender, without looking at his card says all in. Fry says an all in. And the cards on the table read King, King, Ace, King, Ace. So Fry has four aces. And Bender says "Ah, ah, ah." He turns his cards over and says, "Read 'em and weep, then tell me what they are." Bender had two kings, and a coaster saying, King of Beers was mixed in with the deck giving him five kings. But it still counts. Bender, winning a million dollars, eats it, and goes off with Fanny. Donbot seing it all. And Bender and Fanny are forcibly shot in a grave. And buried. But are both alive.
