(Posted on old Blog October 6th, 2007)
Yep. We are making a new show! Me, Chris Keller, Devin Lynch and Charette! I am Vladimir, Devin is Decker, Adam is Gus, I am G3, Chris is Monte, and Stark is Kyle Brady
Saturday, June 20, 2009
Remember Deserted?
Remember that show Deserted? Well I am not making them "come back" because they died in episode seven. This is not one of them "He's alive!" crap. It's gonna be called "The Adventures of Monte, Decker and Gus" and it is before they were deserted. The last episodes will be the Deserted episodes. I shall be creating and the old cast is coming back. YIPPIE!!!
Friday, June 19, 2009
If I Had A Rocket Launcher Song from The Halo Wars (Old Blog)
(Note: Post from old, deleted blog)
If I had a Rocket Launcher or simply Rocket Launcher is a song in the festival on The Halo Wars episode "I'm Duel-Wielding Avery" and is one of the longer songs in the festival.
Here are the lyrics. But mind you this is the first complete version, not the final:
If I Had a Rocket Launcher,
If I Had a Rocket Launcher,
Well I'd shoot you in the feet,
I would shoot you with a beat,
If I Had a Rocket Launcher,
If I Had a Rocket Launcher,
Well you'd go down in defeat,
All I'd have to do is camp and wait for you to attack,
If I Had a Rocket Launcher,
If I Had a Rocket Launcher,
Well I'd score two frags at once,
I'd get a satisfactory double kill,
If I Had a Rocket Launcher,
I wouldn't die!
If I Had a Rocket Lanucher,
I wouldn't let them capture the flag!
If I Had a Rocket Launcher,
I'd send them home in a body bag,
If I Had a Rocket Launcher,
Baby, we could super-jump to the top
Zanzibar you know, just go up there and hang out.
If I had a sniper rifle,
If I had a sniper rifle,
Well, I'd shoot you in the head.
If I had a sniper rifle,
If I had a sniper rifle,
Well, I'd kill you from 'cross the map. (Yep, I would kill you if I could see you)
And If I had a sniper rifle,
I WOULDN'T DIEEEEE!!!!
If I had a sniper rifle,
Get you killed as soon as you spawn,
If I had a sniper rifle,
I'm almost guarenteed to be the winner. (Maybe some noob'll get lucky and take our snipers, probably a vehicle could take us down, or maybe a battle rifle, or maybe a plasma pistol combined with a battle rifle, I hate it when they do that)
If I had a plasma pistol,
If I had a plasma pistol,
Well I'd take down all your shields
Then put a three-round burst in your head,
And if I had a plasma pistol,
If I had a plasma pistol,
Well I'd use it to beat you down,
Embrace discrace and teabag you in the face,
And If I had a plasma pistol,
If I had a plasma pistol,
Well I'd dual it with a magnum,
I'd get a one-shot kill with a magnum!
And If I had a Plasma Pistol,
I WOULDN'T DIEEEEOOOOOOOOH!!!!!
If I had a plasma pistol,
If I had a plasma pistol,
If I had a sniper rifle,
If I had a sniper rifle,
If I had a rocket laaaaunnnncheeeeeeeeeer. I would win.
If I had a Rocket Launcher or simply Rocket Launcher is a song in the festival on The Halo Wars episode "I'm Duel-Wielding Avery" and is one of the longer songs in the festival.
Here are the lyrics. But mind you this is the first complete version, not the final:
If I Had a Rocket Launcher,
If I Had a Rocket Launcher,
Well I'd shoot you in the feet,
I would shoot you with a beat,
If I Had a Rocket Launcher,
If I Had a Rocket Launcher,
Well you'd go down in defeat,
All I'd have to do is camp and wait for you to attack,
If I Had a Rocket Launcher,
If I Had a Rocket Launcher,
Well I'd score two frags at once,
I'd get a satisfactory double kill,
If I Had a Rocket Launcher,
I wouldn't die!
If I Had a Rocket Lanucher,
I wouldn't let them capture the flag!
If I Had a Rocket Launcher,
I'd send them home in a body bag,
If I Had a Rocket Launcher,
Baby, we could super-jump to the top
Zanzibar you know, just go up there and hang out.
If I had a sniper rifle,
If I had a sniper rifle,
Well, I'd shoot you in the head.
If I had a sniper rifle,
If I had a sniper rifle,
Well, I'd kill you from 'cross the map. (Yep, I would kill you if I could see you)
And If I had a sniper rifle,
I WOULDN'T DIEEEEE!!!!
If I had a sniper rifle,
Get you killed as soon as you spawn,
If I had a sniper rifle,
I'm almost guarenteed to be the winner. (Maybe some noob'll get lucky and take our snipers, probably a vehicle could take us down, or maybe a battle rifle, or maybe a plasma pistol combined with a battle rifle, I hate it when they do that)
If I had a plasma pistol,
If I had a plasma pistol,
Well I'd take down all your shields
Then put a three-round burst in your head,
And if I had a plasma pistol,
If I had a plasma pistol,
Well I'd use it to beat you down,
Embrace discrace and teabag you in the face,
And If I had a plasma pistol,
If I had a plasma pistol,
Well I'd dual it with a magnum,
I'd get a one-shot kill with a magnum!
And If I had a Plasma Pistol,
I WOULDN'T DIEEEEOOOOOOOOH!!!!!
If I had a plasma pistol,
If I had a plasma pistol,
If I had a sniper rifle,
If I had a sniper rifle,
If I had a rocket laaaaunnnncheeeeeeeeeer. I would win.
I'm Duel-Wielding My SMGs Song from The Halo Wars (Old Post)
(Note: From old, deleted blog)
I'm Duel Wielding My SMGs or just simply The SMG Song is a song about SMGs (Captain Obvious) shown at the Make your own Song Festival on the The Halo Wars episode "I'm Duel Wielding Avery".
Here are the lyrics:
I'm dual wielding my SMG's
I'm gonna go on a killing spree
You'd better not try to mess with me
Coz I'm dual wielding my SMG's
I dont need the rockets to enable me to pwn
I'll dual wield my SMG's and take you all alone
I dont need grenades a sniper or a sword
My caseless rounds will take you out Like ghengis and his horde
Coz I'm dual wielding my SMG's
I'm gonna go on a killing spree
You'd better not try to mess with me
Coz I'm dual wielding my SMG's
Other n00bs may whine
They keep rushing for the sword
With SMG's combined
I am well endowed
My guns are apropos
One left One right firing at your head
The quest for all the power weapons soon will leave you dead
For crying out loud you have an SMG
A free for all in a brawl they just might save your life
Oh I'm dual wielding my SMG's
I'm gonna go on a killing spree
You'd better not try to mess with me
Coz I'm dual wielding my SMG's
I'ts nice to find a weapon on the map
Beware when you play with me it just might be a trap
For crying out loud I'll let them come to me
I'll just wait and watch the bait and use my SMG's
Oh I'm dual wielding my SMG's
I'm gonna go on a killing spree
You'd better not try to mess with me
Coz I'm dual wielding my SMG's
I'm dual wielding my SMG's
I'm dual wielding my SMG's
I'm dual wielding my SMG's
I'm dual wielding my SMG's
I'm Duel Wielding My SMGs or just simply The SMG Song is a song about SMGs (Captain Obvious) shown at the Make your own Song Festival on the The Halo Wars episode "I'm Duel Wielding Avery".
Here are the lyrics:
I'm dual wielding my SMG's
I'm gonna go on a killing spree
You'd better not try to mess with me
Coz I'm dual wielding my SMG's
I dont need the rockets to enable me to pwn
I'll dual wield my SMG's and take you all alone
I dont need grenades a sniper or a sword
My caseless rounds will take you out Like ghengis and his horde
Coz I'm dual wielding my SMG's
I'm gonna go on a killing spree
You'd better not try to mess with me
Coz I'm dual wielding my SMG's
Other n00bs may whine
They keep rushing for the sword
With SMG's combined
I am well endowed
My guns are apropos
One left One right firing at your head
The quest for all the power weapons soon will leave you dead
For crying out loud you have an SMG
A free for all in a brawl they just might save your life
Oh I'm dual wielding my SMG's
I'm gonna go on a killing spree
You'd better not try to mess with me
Coz I'm dual wielding my SMG's
I'ts nice to find a weapon on the map
Beware when you play with me it just might be a trap
For crying out loud I'll let them come to me
I'll just wait and watch the bait and use my SMG's
Oh I'm dual wielding my SMG's
I'm gonna go on a killing spree
You'd better not try to mess with me
Coz I'm dual wielding my SMG's
I'm dual wielding my SMG's
I'm dual wielding my SMG's
I'm dual wielding my SMG's
I'm dual wielding my SMG's
Big Mac Rap on Customs (From Old Blog)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrVbl5uVrRY&feature=related
There's the link to the world famous Big Mac Rap preformed by Donny.
Note: This is the first big Mac Rap from episode two. Not from four six eight or ten. Preformed by: Donny Burton and scatted by: Dennis Beary.
P.S.
It is NOT "just like salt on the frizzle" like you think it is! It is "Extra salt on the frizzle". I would know. I wrote the song...
Info from Halo Machinima Wiki:
The Big Mac Rap is a rap preformed about the Big Mac in the machinima "Customs" by AMTF (A Mad Taco Films) here are the lyrics posted:
I need a double cheeseburger
and hold the lettuce,
Don't be frontin' son,
no seeds on the bun,
We be up in this drive-thru "Order for two"
I gots a craving for number nine like my shoe,
We need some chicken up in here in this dizzle,
For rizzle my mizzle,
extra salt on the frizzle, (some think it is: just like salt on the frizzle)
Dr. Pepper my brother,
Another for your mother,
Double, Double, supersized
and don't forget the fries... (At the end: Dennis: Crispy, say crispy, just say crispy!) (Donny: Crispy!)
(Later slowed down, speeded up, and speeded up even more, because of a stupid worker)
There's the link to the world famous Big Mac Rap preformed by Donny.
Note: This is the first big Mac Rap from episode two. Not from four six eight or ten. Preformed by: Donny Burton and scatted by: Dennis Beary.
P.S.
It is NOT "just like salt on the frizzle" like you think it is! It is "Extra salt on the frizzle". I would know. I wrote the song...
Info from Halo Machinima Wiki:
The Big Mac Rap is a rap preformed about the Big Mac in the machinima "Customs" by AMTF (A Mad Taco Films) here are the lyrics posted:
I need a double cheeseburger
and hold the lettuce,
Don't be frontin' son,
no seeds on the bun,
We be up in this drive-thru "Order for two"
I gots a craving for number nine like my shoe,
We need some chicken up in here in this dizzle,
For rizzle my mizzle,
extra salt on the frizzle, (some think it is: just like salt on the frizzle)
Dr. Pepper my brother,
Another for your mother,
Double, Double, supersized
and don't forget the fries... (At the end: Dennis: Crispy, say crispy, just say crispy!) (Donny: Crispy!)
(Later slowed down, speeded up, and speeded up even more, because of a stupid worker)
Short-Lived One Year Old Machinima Becomes Long-Lived Year Old Machinima!!!
Remember "Customs"? That ten episode show made in 2008? It's coming back this fall, on Machinma.com only! Not YouTube. Whoever uploads it on YouTube, will be sured to have it taken down within a day or two. As I am very busy with other Machinimas.
New The Halo Wars Episode!
The episode will be the first to fully be about Elite. The episode shall be called "Sin Action". Here is a summary to tide you over.
Elite wishes to be good all his life. But finds out he did a sin in his early childhood. So he tries to make up for it.
Elite wishes to be good all his life. But finds out he did a sin in his early childhood. So he tries to make up for it.
Bad News on Pregame Lobby..... :(
Sadly, before I uploaded the new episodes for Pregame Lobby to my file share, then direct to YouTube, my sister deleted the new episodes. I don't really want to film them again. But the fans, yes, you, can decide weither I walk away from this project, or film them again. If I film again, then it will be a while, maybe even a year for the series to be complete fully. I have a poll. What are you waiting for? GO VOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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