If I Had A Rocket Launcher Song from The Halo Wars (Old Blog)

(Note: Post from old, deleted blog)

If I had a Rocket Launcher or simply Rocket Launcher is a song in the festival on The Halo Wars episode "I'm Duel-Wielding Avery" and is one of the longer songs in the festival.

Here are the lyrics. But mind you this is the first complete version, not the final:

If I Had a Rocket Launcher,
If I Had a Rocket Launcher,
Well I'd shoot you in the feet,
I would shoot you with a beat,
If I Had a Rocket Launcher,
If I Had a Rocket Launcher,
Well you'd go down in defeat,
All I'd have to do is camp and wait for you to attack,
If I Had a Rocket Launcher,
If I Had a Rocket Launcher,
Well I'd score two frags at once,
I'd get a satisfactory double kill,
If I Had a Rocket Launcher,
I wouldn't die!
If I Had a Rocket Lanucher,
I wouldn't let them capture the flag!
If I Had a Rocket Launcher,
I'd send them home in a body bag,
If I Had a Rocket Launcher,
Baby, we could super-jump to the top
Zanzibar you know, just go up there and hang out.
If I had a sniper rifle,
If I had a sniper rifle,
Well, I'd shoot you in the head.
If I had a sniper rifle,
If I had a sniper rifle,
Well, I'd kill you from 'cross the map. (Yep, I would kill you if I could see you)
And If I had a sniper rifle,
I WOULDN'T DIEEEEE!!!!
If I had a sniper rifle,
Get you killed as soon as you spawn,
If I had a sniper rifle,
I'm almost guarenteed to be the winner. (Maybe some noob'll get lucky and take our snipers, probably a vehicle could take us down, or maybe a battle rifle, or maybe a plasma pistol combined with a battle rifle, I hate it when they do that)
If I had a plasma pistol,
If I had a plasma pistol,
Well I'd take down all your shields
Then put a three-round burst in your head,
And if I had a plasma pistol,
If I had a plasma pistol,
Well I'd use it to beat you down,
Embrace discrace and teabag you in the face,
And If I had a plasma pistol,
If I had a plasma pistol,
Well I'd dual it with a magnum,
I'd get a one-shot kill with a magnum!
And If I had a Plasma Pistol,
I WOULDN'T DIEEEEOOOOOOOOH!!!!!
If I had a plasma pistol,
If I had a plasma pistol,
If I had a sniper rifle,
If I had a sniper rifle,
If I had a rocket laaaaunnnncheeeeeeeeeer. I would win.