Review: Freddy vs. Jason

Freddy vs. Jason. The movie that brought america together. You know it will be good because it took ten years to make, therefore, they had a lot of time so it MUST be good.

Now the opening scene with the flashbacks and stuff and a retelling was very un-needed. EVERYONE KNOWS!!!!! Now I haven't seen this movie since 2006 so I may get some info wrong since I'm on Wikipedia.

Now this girl goes for a little swim naked and waits for his boyfriend and gets a visit from Jason's roflmachete. Then we turn to him in Hell and Freddy in a poor disguise of Pamela Voorhees tells Jason to live again and kill the children of Elm Street. It works and Freddy knows Jason will get the blood, but Freddy will get the fame/blame.

History of the script

First script by Lewis Abernathy:

TITLE: Nightmare 13 - Freddy Meets Jason

A teenager has a younger sister, and she gets stolen by a Freddy cult and plan to dump her in a valcano in plans to ressurect Freddy. And the teenage girl takes the heart of her dead boy-friend and puts it in Jason and they battle it out.

Second script by David J. Schow:

TITLE: Friday the 13th: Hearts of Darkness

Same thing except the teen throws the heart into the lake and Jason is ressurected.

Third script by Brandon Braga & Ronald D. Moore:

TITLE: Freddy and Jason

There idea was that Freddy Kruger was real. Jason was only potrayed in the movies from a real serial killer that was being controled by Freddy.

Fourth script by Peter Briggs:

TITLE: A Nightmare on Friday the 13th

Freddy and Jason are being controlled by a demon named Thanos: Lord of the Underworld.

Fifth script by Eithan Reiff & Cyrus Voris:

TITLE: The Millenium Massacre

That Freddy cult now has a goal for Freddy to come into the real world with all his powers.

Sixth script by Rob Bottin:

TITLE: The Crystal Lake Robbery

A bunch of teenagers like to play practial jokes on people and take a drug called Somnambulance, our hero girl puts them in jail, and they escape and try to go kill her. So they bring Jason back to life with Pamela Voorhees' heart.

Seventh script by David Goyer & James D. Robinson:

TITLE: A Nightmare on the 13th

They established why Jason was killing, but Freddy and Jason are not real, they are part of this girl's imagination, then they become real.

LAST ONE BY MARK SWIFT AND IT IS THE ONE WE HAVE NOW.

Now the director, Ronny Yu, is the worst director EVER (not really) and the reason that because he thinks Jason is afraid of water.