OK... Let me try and be as calm about this as possible as I can.
...........................................................................................HOW DID THEY CAPTURE JASON!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!!!!??? His mask looks so different it's not even funny, a kid dies and we never know how, Jason and a woman get frozen into the year 2455, when they were in 2010, and Lowe, thinks it was 455 years that they were frozen. A+ for him! And I would talk about the nipple scene but............ *si
gh* Now there is ONE good scene in the movie, and it was the Ice Face Smash scene. THAT'S IT. Now, I clearly established I hate this movie, correct? Okay. KM decides to get an upgrade and goes after him. But then a kid decides, "Maybe I can kill him with this little thing." And he gets thrown half down the hallway. And KM kills him, but guess what, he can regenerate damaged or lost tissue. 
All right! So the movie isn't over at an hour and 12 minutes. He's back! And with a new look and or attitude! His name is Uber Jason. Which is German for something, I don't know. Now KM gets her head kicked off with an awesome effect, and that teen carries the head. That's wow. That is wow. And remember that game they played in the simulator? You know the scene where Todd Farmer's head gets severed and he says "Screw this, game over."? Well it's back and it is Crystal Lake. And two teens that have a scary laugh invite Uber Jason for Beer, Pot and premarital sex. And he beats them in the sleeping bag, and hits the bag over a tree. Now that was in part seven and it was way better. And the bag wasn't filled with laundry in that one.
I know........ it sounds like it is not real so I added a picture. So I don't offend anyone or get flagged for being innapropriate, I show a picture having the teens backs turned.
Now this person thought it was a good idea to commit suicide with the bomb and to blow him up along with Uber Jason, but Jason lives, the graceful man dies. How happy! Now Brodski attempts to get the ship running so the door opens to the ship to Earth Two and has actually pretty sweet 
red armor. It is a sucuess and that moron kid makes the 2010 girl get KM. And Brodski holds him off and sends him into space and he is flying his way on board until Brodski grabs him and they both burn up on impact and fly into Earth Two's new Crystal Lake.
red armor. It is a sucuess and that moron kid makes the 2010 girl get KM. And Brodski holds him off and sends him into space and he is flying his way on board until Brodski grabs him and they both burn up on impact and fly into Earth Two's new Crystal Lake.Now Jason falls into it and Brodski is nowhere to be seen. An
d his mask falls to the bottom of the lake and it is pretty obvious he is back and will continue his non-stop revenge on Earth Two. For me this isn't a horror movie. It's a high budget sci-fi comedy fan film that got lucky. And I've clearly established that I don't like this movie, right? Well I don't say it ruined the franchise or destroyed Jasons' image because just saying that is ghey. AND WHOEVER SAYS THAT I WANNA STRANGLE THEIR THROAT SO HARD THEIR HEAD WILL FALL OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Because saying Jason Goes to Hell, Jason X, and Freddy vs. Jason is ghey is ghey. :/
d his mask falls to the bottom of the lake and it is pretty obvious he is back and will continue his non-stop revenge on Earth Two. For me this isn't a horror movie. It's a high budget sci-fi comedy fan film that got lucky. And I've clearly established that I don't like this movie, right? Well I don't say it ruined the franchise or destroyed Jasons' image because just saying that is ghey. AND WHOEVER SAYS THAT I WANNA STRANGLE THEIR THROAT SO HARD THEIR HEAD WILL FALL OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Because saying Jason Goes to Hell, Jason X, and Freddy vs. Jason is ghey is ghey. :/I need a brownie. Go away!!!
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