Review: Halo 3: ODST

I'm bored so here we go.

PLOT:

You are The Rookie getting out of a pod, hopelessly lost, saying to yourself, "I'll find a way outta here" but you most likely won't. You travel up a huge-a$$ staircase and retrieve a recon helmet, you're suddenly Butch, then Rookie again, then other people. Like Dutch. Only less ghey.

Campaign Review:

Not really a fan of having to replay the missions. Could've been a nifty cutscene. The Rookie's mission's are the best. Free roam ftw. Not a fan of the Engineer's either. Those things take forever to kill. The VISR mode is epic. Sorta like the Fallout 3 system. Only less ghey. Dutch's missions are godawful. Butch is bad@$$ though. Epic. Dare should be killed for slapping him. Butch and Dare's kiss felt really weird. Not Ray Jay funny... OJ funny... Eh. Campaign's not very good. Like Halo 2, only more ghey.

2.5/5


Firefight Review:

Firefight's good. Like Survival Mode on Left 4 Dead. Only less ghey.

4.5/5







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THE BRUTE PLASMA RIFLE IS BACK!!!!!


That's right, folks. Making my post extra huge I maxed out the spacing. Took about five minutes.

Anyway, The Brute Plasma Rifle, epic. Like the regular Plasma Rifle.















Only less ghey.



- Logan